An old time Texas cowboy sat down at the cafe counter and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, an attractive young woman sat down next to him…
She turned to the cowboy and asked, �Are you a real Texas cowboy?�
He replied, �Well, I�ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, feeding my dogs, and wearing this here hat, so I guess I am a Texas cowboy.�
She said, �Then I must be a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.�
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the the other stool at the counter beside of the old cowboy and asked, �Are you a real Texas cowboy?�
He replied, �I always thought I was, but I just found out that I�m a lesbian.�