There are a couple of keynote tests that you can immediately identify, like – groaning or letting out strange sounds when standing up, or feeling it way too much the next day – here is a list of some of the signs that you might be all grown up. This list is purely for laughs and fun…enjoy.
The List: Have You Grown Up? Admit It!
1. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
2.� Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You watch the Weather Channel.
4.� 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.� You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
7.� Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break-up.”
8.� You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9.� Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10.� You’re the one calling the police because those kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11.� Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.� You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
14.� You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15.� Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16.� You take naps.
17.� Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18.� Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19.� You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid.
20.� A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
21.� You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22.� “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23.� 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24.� You drink at home before going to a bar because, well, you just don’t go to bars.
25.� When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, “Oh man, what the hell happened?”
“Growing Up Fast” artwork by Herakut: Artist site.
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