List o’ 10 Funny Out of Office Replies

out-of-office repliesYour vacation is just hours, if not minutes away but before you dash out of your office for some well deserved time away from work, dont forget to set up that incredibly useful out-of-office message. However you may be thinking: I know I need an out-of-office email reply, but what exactly needs to be included? and please let this little out of office message keep things at bay till I get back.

Why not have some fun with it? Here are some messages that you can add to your automated message back to whoever decided to send you an email when you are not there. Do keep in mind however that these are NSFW – not necessarily “boss friendly” !


10. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
9. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
8. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
7. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over….)
4. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. downloads for mozilla firefox . You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. Custom Jewelry .
3. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
2. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
1. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as Lucille instead of Steve.

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2 Responses to "List o’ 10 Funny Out of Office Replies":

  1. halloween tshirts October 15, 2010 at 11:24

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  2. CubeFarmer27 September 26, 2010 at 10:05

    Funny stuff, would be nice to have the stones, but if I ever used one of these I would be fired in a heartbeat. Maybe that says something about the level of humour, at least where I work.Would anyone actually use one of these?