Since the UK-based British Petroleum has trashed the beautiful coastline of the Gulf of Mexico, the company has become the most recent poster child for environmental disaster. (Exxon – aren’t you glad the Valdiz has now been eclipsed?). The company has had very bad press about how it has handled the matter, from the ridiculously expensive solutions that don’t work to the crazy-rich payout that the outgoing CEO will receive as thanks. This list presents ten slogans that the company can adopt now that it’s public image has been re-established as the Villain of the Gulf.

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